The boy made it 12 years and 29 days without a broken bone and without requiring stitches, staples or glue to hold parts of his body together.
Today, 12 years and 30 days into his life, his face looks very boyish: meaning bruised, swollen and plain ugly.
The friend said, "I'm going to throw this stick at you," in what was meant to be some sort of friendly gesture, I suppose. His mom asked him, "What were you thinking?" which is, of course, ridiculous, because there was no thinking involved. Ask any man. I'll bet he'll have some story to tell about a time when he was 10 or 12 or 14...probably not too many after that. After that, vehicles get involved and those stories are "barely survived" stories, and they're not as funny.
The incident occurred at approximately 4:10 pm. It was nearly 10:30 pm when Bill got home from the hospital with him. It's nice that he works close by and could meet me there. I left after triage, thank goodness.
Let's see: hole through his lip requiring 2 stitches, mainly because the hole is on both his lip and his face and he would have a crooked smile if they didn't stitch it. He had a CT scan to make sure that no wood fragments were left behind. Then they had to call 2 people from the dental clinic to come in and take a look at his teeth. One guy had just sat down to dinner. X-rays showed that the broken tooth was a baby tooth, so they yanked it out. And I have to call our dentist and have them check on another (adult) tooth that's a little wiggly and discolored.
I did remind Fritz about the time he swung his brother into the bed and split his head open. And Bill talked about the time he got hit in the head with a baseball bat by his best friend. And my dad told me about the time he threw a broken bottle intending it to go over another kid's head. And the friend's grandfather told about the time his son used a length of rope as a whip...
Everybody has a story. I'm sure this one will be really funny in a few years.