Anyway, these cookies are supposed to look like Army guys. The Army's black beret has a blue flash in the center. This is what my table looked like last night before we ran out of black frosting and started working on licorice mouths.
I detained all the little soldiers in a holding cell last night. They were on the kitchen counter waiting for their noses and cheeks. But Mary got to them first.
Chocolate chips eyes were plucked and apparently eaten. Mouths ripped off. I'm quite certain this is against State Department protocol. At least there was no evidence of water boarding.
I'm going State's evidence. I had no idea things would get this out of hand.