Obama: Let's Postpone Digital TV Switch
And why should we postpone the switch? Oh, because the government has run out of money for those coupons that would help poor people get converter boxes.
Not enough economically challenged Americans would be able to upgrade their systems in time, and then they would have to (gasp!) go without TV.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the [mindless watching of television].
Tom J. was so advanced for his day.