I am rather proud of my header, so I would love it if you would do a little oohing and ahhing over that if you haven't already. Or maybe that would just feed my ego and contribute to my moral decay, so you should remain silent. I'm not sure. Oh, I know: leave a love note and then say a prayer for my soul?
And for any of you techno-savvy types, here's my list of what I'd like to do, and if you know how, just let me know:
- I'd like it if the blue floral pattern going down the sides were wavy or twisted or some other effect to make it look more like scrunched fabric than a cut and paste flat picture.
- I'd like the navigation bar and the main post body and the sidebar to be all on the same "sheet" so to speak, but with outlines around the different elements to distinguish them.
- I'd like the navigation bar to be centered and to extend from the left side of the post entries to the right side of the sidebar.
- I'd like to look like Claudia Schiffer and have a nice photo of me on the sidebar.
- I'd like to have a little link on the sidebar which says "Buy My Book Here." I'd happily write a book, too, if anyone has any suggests for a topic. I think it's all been done already.
Feel free to offer any advice on how to do any of those things.