You live in a zoo.
You look like a beauty.
And you smile like one too.
The kids have all been singing a different version. Bill told them that the lyrics were so old that he sang them when he was a kid. I suggested that Grandpa sang them when HE was a kid.
Jenny asked whose birthday was next. "The new baby's," I answered. The kids practiced a stanza of their happy birthday song intimating that they would sing it to the new baby next month. "Would it be nice to call the new baby a monkey?" I asked. "But what if it DOES look like a monkey?" asked Fritz. And when I think of my wrinkly newborns who take a few weeks to plump up, it just might be that they do look a bit like a monkey. But we aren't going to tell them that.