Monday, August 13, 2007

Simple addition

One toddler, confined to crib for nap time and fully capable of clothing removal...

Plus one stinky diaper (a post confinement occurrence)...

Equals one mess you have to experience to understand the depth of its yuckiness.


That...

Minus one nap for freshly bathed toddler...

Equals no nap for pregnant and exhausted mommy.


That...

Plus daily temperature exceeding 100 degrees...

Equals afternoon TV for the kids.


That...

Plus a dose of Tylenol for an emerging headache...

Hopefully equals a cheerier attitude, hopefully soon.

9 comments:

Kasia said...

Wow. Yuck. Hope your day improves, and you feel better soon.

(I know you're really not feeling like yourself when you make minor grammatical goofs.)

Michelle said...

Yeah, I hate grammar oopsies. Thanks.

Rosemary Bogdan said...

What a sweet, real-life post. Hope you're feeling better.

Jennie C. said...

Yuck. I don't think I've ever experienced the diaper thing, but I might have blocked it from long term memory. I do that. Hope you're feeling better.

Jennie C. said...

Oh, wait. I remember now. I wish I didn't.

Mimi said...

Yuck. I'm sorry.

Apparently I did that as a child. I'd like to say that I am perfectly adjusted now, if that helps.

scmom said...

Well, if that doesn't happen today it will be a good day!

Jill said...

I love your honesty. :)
Hopefully you can get a nap in sometime. Maybe during the afternoon cartoons?

Angoraknitter said...

You have my sincerest sympathies. Poop is so gross.