When was Earth Day - last Sunday? Sorry, it's not a high feast day around here. We take our responsibility as stewards of God's gifts pretty seriously, but too many "Save the Earth" types are prejudiced against big families. I don't get that - after all, per person, my family consumes less electricity, water and gas than a family of three or four: our house is much smaller than Al Gore's.
Today is Take Your Child to Work Day, another ridiculous idea. Back in the days when Bill worked for a civilian firm, our kids were too young to attend any of the pomp surrounding this day. Now our kids are old enough, but he's never had a job that left him free for the day to shuttle children around from one activity to another. Because Take Your Child to Work Day isn't about taking your child to work at all. It's about taking a day off work to spend it at your office doing activities unrelated to work at your employer's expense. It's really Have a Fun Day at the Office Day. And if I wanted the kids to spend the day doing fun stuff with their dad, it wouldn't be at an office with someone else's choreographed activities. We'd go to the beach or a park or a museum - definitely not the office.
My husband's office is having events all day today, and they've chosen an Earth Day theme. What could be more fun (please note the dripping sarcasm) than combining two idiotic secular holidays into one big celebration? My husband assures me that he will be somewhat available to spend some amount of time with us as we move from activity to activity through dense crowds of kids all hyped up because they're missing school for the day (and I include my own in that judgmental statement). Times like these are when I kick myself for not buying those kid leashes that seem so awful until you have more than two kids to keep track of in a crowd.
I'm sure the day will be lovely. I also plan on getting out of there right after lunch, even though they promise a puppet show at 1 pm. Petey will just not care about puppets by that time. Pray I don't lose anybody!