Toby Keith's You Ain't Much Fun
Katie: Why did he quit drinking, Mommy?
Me: Because his wife was getting mad at him.
Katie: Why is he upset?
Me: Because his wife is making him work now.
Explaining song lyrics to children is so tedious I try to avoid it as much as possible. Next on the radio...
Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire
Katie: What's a ring of fire?
Katie: I think it's a bunch of rings and there's a fire...
Billy: It's a circle, Katie, and it's on fire.
Katie: I think he must know stop, drop and roll, so he'll be okay.
Yes, let's remember that advice, dear, when you begin dating. Things getting a bit too passionate? Just stop, drop, and roll. You may have some grass stains, and possibly a dent in that chastity belt your father has picked out for you, but you'll be okay.